This episode contains segments that may be unsuitable for some audiences. For your convenience, these segments have been identified in the timestamps within the video description. Yo, you heard about, uh, you heard about A$AP? What, what happened? Man, this guy done found not guilty.

Let me see right, let's look here right quick. T.

The Minesinger. The Minesinger. Yo.

boy be able to

charge this, bro.

He dodged them 24 years. For what?

days?

I think they did give him like 12 days. All these New Yorkers being cases now, huh? What'd you say? Man, this boy excited. Look at this. They laying stage diving the courtroom. That'd have

been funny

got those 24 years, though.

I'm not

gonna lie.

Yo, yo, yo, you know what it is.

Concrete Cactus episode... Three?

The Ashy Elbows and Knees.

Man, what you got going on, man? Another

day,

another dollar.

Another day, another dollar.

The birds took the dub. More on that later.

New day, new president.

We got two presidents. You don't gotta read your little,

contract obligation. Donald

J.

Trump.

47th president of the United States.

Who also built an ice skating rink in Central Park many years ago for the inner city kids. It's apparently

co-president with

Elon Musk.

Got

two white

presidents.

What's the big news for this time around?

Big news?

news.

I guess the big story of the week that has to do with both Arizona

and New Jersey, New York.

Gotta be, uh... Now

the NFL

season is over, all the rumors are coming out, you know?

Apparently, uh...

We wanna do that shit now, right? We wanna do that shit now, right? Yeah, that's right. Go fuc'n birds! More on that later. Yo, y'all boys are trying to pick up Kyler Murray.

After y'all clipped.

It's a rumor. It's a rumor. It's a rumor.

The big rumor, if you ask me.

It's a rumor. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. See what numbers Kyler Murray put up this past season. Sound like you said calamari. I mean,

he is part Asian, ain't he?

Like how you brought that back together. My boy.

3,851 yards this past season. How many touchdowns? 21 touchdowns.

picks.

Yeah.

Quarterback rating 66.5. I think that's higher than Aaron Rodgers.

For a short dude, that's pretty

decent, if you ask me. What was it? What was his QBR? QBR is 66.5. What

was Aaron Rodgers? 48.

Told you.

Better than Aaron Rodgers. Damn.

This boy is whack.

many rushing yards

did Kyler have?

was like five something. Seven something. 572 for the season.

There you go. I knew it was either pop or seven. Why you went to a pair of contrasts him to a fuc-ing...

It's not worth it. You trying to compare him to A-Rod? A-Rod?

A-Rod's 100-yard rush for the year.

50 yards, maybe.

We don't have the team for a Kyler Murray type

quarterback. So it don't make sense. Manz

needs to run. The O-line can't block on the move.

This is not going to work. I don't

think it works unless they do a full rehaul and rebuild on the O-line, which they

kind of need to do. But

at the

same time, I'd rather them just

draft somebody again, man. There's a lot of quarterbacks.

Quarterback options. We have the seventh pick.

There's rumors of us trading up. They're talking about looking at Sanders,

but his dad's not really looking to have

him on the Jets. Whatever. They're

saying you can't choose. This is not the NBA. You're not Joelle Embiid. You don't get to choose where you... But we're not doing that. Where you get

drafted is where you play, sir.

about James Winston? Did y'all eye on him? That's

Giant. Giant's going to have him.

He could eat them

W's over there.

I'm good with that. Saquon predicting the future and shit. Saquon. Say Shaquan. Say Shaquan. Shaquan.

Shaquan. I mean,

but anything... I'd rather not have Rodgers back at this point. Man, this is aging like fine wine, but maybe it's time to put a cork in the bottle because I'm

not messing with it.

Yeah, it's not...

I'm really thinking Kyler might be that dude for y'all.

He might be that dude. We'll see. We'll see.

Menz came

out of Oklahoma, and you know, I'm a Sooner fan, so I'm

with it if he come either way. I'll get a jersey.

You know who else came out of Oklahoma? Baker.

And Jamey Hurts.

That's right. Yeah, man. Ironically, Jamey Hurts didn't get the Heisman, but Baker and Kyler both got it.

And he had yet to turn that Heisman into a damn championship. Murray stayed healthy throughout the whole season, played all 17 games. He still

ranked 20th in yards per attempt. And mentioned that he just got...

He just came back off of that injury too. So that was his first year back. He played 17 games. That's

big for him. Man, he couldn't move that ball to Marvin Harrison Jr. though, because that was literally the entire storyline the entire season. The

chemistry between him and Marvin. I mean, but if we're being honest for the Jets, if you want to do a chemistry thing, then you will go with Justin Fields. Because

he was Gary Wilson's quarterback at Ohio. Yeah, you want to talk about

chemistry between QBs and wide receivers. That's probably the best fit for the Jets. Especially

if they want to keep Gary Wilson happy. I think ultimately, Murray's making too much money, you know? I don't think... That's a huge commitment for the Jets. Especially when they're just

starting to rebuild

again. Again.

Again.

Let's do some hot takes. Hot takes, baby! All right,

so we got something from my

end of the earth and your end of the earth. What's on your end of the earth?

On Nyjah Robinson.

Have you seen this?

This lady that's been like going viral,

goes back to like October of last year. They

let you not be yakking in that t-shirt, the bike on it.

know

backstory on her?

You know where all this comes from? Oh man, so it started where she met somebody on the internet.

Yeah, 18 year old. I mean, 19 year old. And

she wanted to come out there and meet him, leaving her family behind back

in New York.

Bro, so this is what I found out.

She's Mary Meems cousin.

Because they both sound the same and act the same. That would be mad crazy.

That would be

probably insane.

nah, she went out there to marry dude. Right?

His family meets her and

they basically are like, nah, it ain't happening. And

he ghosts her to

the point

where like she's staying outside of his house. Like she was sleeping outside his house. She's just sleeping in front of his house.

So it gets worse. She gets

moved to the shelter.

Then she gets moved to the psych ward. Right?

Then

that's when like all these viral videos start coming out and stuff.

Right? Little press conferences. Yeah. What did she demand? At one point she was demanding. Funds from the Pakistani government.

Something like that. This

is

mad crazy.

They end up putting her on a flight back to New York. She denied it at first. That's when she demanded the funds. They

got her to fly. She takes the flight. It had a layover in Dubai.

This woman has been missing because she got kicked off the flight in the label.

no one knows where

she is now.

It's been dumb quiet. But yeah, a lot of people are worried about, you know,

mental health and her whereabouts. People just don't know what's going on.

Apparently her son says she was bipolar.

Her son. Her

son.

How old is the son? I don't know. This

son is

speaking to the press.

How old is the son?

Pakistan

said, "Get out of here. Send the guy to New York." That sounds

like a New Yorker.

Tracking a new fan base in Dubai.

People looking. One

thing.

You think Trump's going to get her out? Nah. Nah.

think so? I don't think so. I mean, Trump is trying to get the charges dropped against the Tate brothers and shit.

the way out in Romania. I didn't hear about that. That's

breaking news to me.

Yeah, so. It's possible

with our current president. In ways

that I would have never thought would be considered possible.

Somebody hand me an

executive order so I can sign it real quick and pass it off.

hand me the next one.

What you got over there? What's happening on your side? The

classic case of

Arizona racism, ladies and gentlemen. Oh

boy.

So, recently we

the annual golf tournament. I think you was talking about this recently, weren't you? Yeah, we have a golf tournament named after a company that deals with trash. Which,

I mean, would be the

golf tournament

itself because it's an alibi for a bunch of 1920 plus

year old folks to drink

and do things

that they'll perhaps regret nine months from now. And

there was

a fella who

trying to talk some game to these young ladies. And he was

just talking crazy. His name

was

Brand-Bert Brun- Blah.

His

name is Brand-Brand-Bert. Brand-Bert.

Brand-Bert.

Brunel. Brand-Bert Brunel. Arrested just before 8 p.m. February 6th after he was found walking the course near the second hole after the course was closed. And then security then told police that he had a run-in from security officers earlier. So, this dude was just causing havoc the whole day. Scottsdale police

officers arrested him on trademark trespass, refuting to provide a truthful name and being under 21 drinking alcohols.

So, he was taken to Scottsdale City Jail, which is probably the busiest jail you could think of,

and booked.

Man's got booked for some hard tea. It gets worse. It gets worse. Because

apparently videos with men doing things that they shouldn't be doing in the state of Arizona go online like this.

Say his name, not to come alone. Brunel was recorded

making racist remarks towards a group of women at the open. Scottsdale police

had no knowledge of the video at the top.

Yeah, so apparently

in that video,

he was using racial slurs against Mexicans, displaying neo-Nazi symbols, and [pause] Wow. He lost his job after the video gained attention online. And I ain't even gonna describe what he said in the video, even though, man, we ain't PC.

Bro said he wanted to see Mexicans at the border get their throat sliced.

Yikes.

Shortly

after saying "hell hell" and appearing to mimic a white Suspemus's rhetoric.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's more. He dropped the M-bomb and with the ER connotation, to border hopping when referring to Mexicans.

When confronted by the off-camera women

filming him, he responds with insults, calling them "fat girl, fat girl" and "dumb

bitch." He also

appeared to make references to 1488 when he says "1444" in the video. So after all this hoopla, this

young man putting himself in at 19 years old, just ruining his life. So the company that he worked for, it's a home security company, and he was

fired upon being identified as an employee.

He's only had this job for three months. You know what I was doing at 19? To get kicked out of places. What were you doing?

Stuff that would get me banned for life.

Tell you that much. Good

answer. Getting banned for life is crazy.

In any situation.

Are you banned from life from doing anything? I'm banned

from life from running from Hertz. I don't think so. I don't know. Must be nice to have a squeaky clean record. I can't work at *****

for the rest of my

life or for the *****.

So the *****. We'll save that story for another day.

Politics, politics, purple, purple, purple politics. Purple. Since we're talking about mirror meme, I guess it's only right that we call it purple politics, huh? Yeah,

man. That guy, I told you, boy got his pardon. Gee, who's to get that pardon? Who got his pardon? Who's to get that pardon? Yeah.

whatever, was it a racketeering or something like that?

Wasn't it bribery?

I feel

that that

situation became a situation, especially because he doesn't fully aligned

with the political party that he's affiliated with, which I would think more or less is a good thing. But

when you

have a lot of people leaning

towards one side when it comes to their politics,

even though

everybody in New York, New Jersey, PA,

are *****

purple.

I think a city council

speaker is trying to

get him, what you call it?

Impeached. Yeah, yeah. They're asking for his resignation.

They're begging the governor to impeach his ass too. New York has always been corrupt, bro. Hint that Cuomo. Cuomo.

What's the blind man's name? Him.

Pataki.

His

name is him.

Him. But yeah, man. Everybody- Boy, something in New York. Nothing new here. Nothing new to see.

Supposedly six

Department of Justice officials were so

mad that

they rage quit about this. They

rage quit?

Yeah,

were

out.

I'm out. Yo, that's crazy. Why they do mere meme like that, man? Reverend

Al

Sharpton told Trump either pardon Adams or leave him alone. Wait,

Reverend Al Sharpton was with the pardon?

I mean, but what's the likelihood of him getting reelected at this point?

Can't call it. Some people said the same thing about Trump.

We are now. Goofy said it.

That is true.

Yeah. But politics

in New York is starting to turn into real housewives in New York.

Here's what happened. Half of New York City's deputy mayors resigned expressing

ethical concerns of the Department of Justice intervention of the case. And they got contingency plans for the election

for mayor.

Of course, AOC had to run her mouth.

Called for Adams' resignation. Grass

is

green, water's wet.

They're talking about Cuomo possibly coming back. Oh,

which one?

The one from CNN or the one from- Andrew.

Oh, Andrew. Oh, boy. Big

brother

Andrew.

I hate to be that guy to say it, but stuff that got him kicked out a couple of years back. I mean, we got to admit, somebody had it out for him.

Somebody had it out for him for real. Somebody had it out for him.

That was mad crazy. I thought he was going to run for president.

was in line. Manz was in line

for presidency,

at least for

the run.

It's close.

But yeah, man, what you got going on out there? Out

west.

Oh, man. So my senators, well,

not my senators because I'm only legally obligated to reside here. I mean, I don't claim anything out here other

than the kid.

Wait, you claim the sons. True. Sons

and my son.

Anyway, the senators out here. Both

happen to

military veterans.

One happens

to be an astronaut.

other one happens to be in cahoots with the mayor of Phoenix. Well, at one point,

they voted

against RFK Jr.'s

confirmation.

Why did

they do it?

Beats me.

You just hear things and don't necessarily see the details in it.

was confirmed with a 52-48 Senate vote,

largely along party lines.

This confirmation allows RFK

Jr.

to implement his "MAHA" make America

healthy again. Amanda,

please.

Anyway,

oh,

man. So Senator Kelly emphasized the importance of relying on science, stating that as a father and a grandparent, he understands

the need for accurate health information for families. He criticized

Kennedy for pushing conspiracy theories that could confuse parents for trying to make informed decisions about their children's health.

Gallego, on other hand, expresses disapproval through a social media post.

Social media post.

Yeah, that's his way of communicating, apparently.

He implies that Kennedy's confirmation could be detrimental to public health.

Well,

he's been a prominent figure in the anti-vaccine movement, as we discussed on a previous episode.

And he also asserted in his confirmation hearings that the antidepressants are as addictive as heroin. All right, we can make crackers out of Prozac now. Duly noted. This right here is probably a slippery slope I would run in any

way. He's made statements

perceiving as anti-Semitic and racist suggesting that COVID-19 was ethnically targeted to spare

Jews and Chinese people.

This is coming from somebody who was just confirmed as our Secretary of

Health and Student Services, if I'm not mistaken, right? Secretary of Services. Curious to see how that goes. Time

will tell. Or

Elon will.

I'm still trying to figure out how our old mayor got involved with that, dude.

I don't know. Sometimes

how the cookie crumbles. Let's get into the

Eagles man talk. check this right? Those birds, they did it. They did it. They broke the street. I watched the entire game from start to finish. Yeah, so did I. thought I. was going to turn it off at around halftime, you know, since they were getting blown out, the Chiefs. I was watching at that point because I

Man, the

fact I knew it was over when they put Kenny Pickett in there, bro. Yeah, that's insane. They did a make a wish for

Kenny Pickett.

And they put him in with like four minutes left. Lifelong Eagles fan. It's a

play game. Or even

what?

That's

crazy. Yo, that's the first time a backup quarterback was deliberately

put in to a Super Bowl game because the team already had in the bag. I think they did the ice shower. They did the ice shower early too. The Gatorade shower. I was like, bro, this is mad embarrassing. Yeah,

it was hilarious as hell, yo. And they weren't even blitzing. They were just applying

pressure. They

were doing a four man rush if I'm not mistaken, like all game and getting to him still. I felt like a kid on Christmas Day when watching that game, man. I know Cooper DeJean,

but Cooper DeJohn. DeJohn since the N50.

Yup, Cooper DeJohn is a little pick six.

Jaylon Hurts only threw for one interception.

That's the only interception he's thrown the entire postseason.

The entire postseason, ladies and gentlemen. But yo, I'm glad the game ended the way it did because like that first flag that was on AJ Brown. That was he did for 10 minutes, bro. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I was like, oh, they already started. So these boys, yo, these boys came to play, yo. At the end of the game,

as the confetti fell down. I just

sat there,

watched it.

I was like, there was a TV. Everything

around me just like

disappeared. I was tunnel visioned. I was just looking there and I felt things that I haven't felt in a very long time because. For those

who don't

know, I spent. A very short amount of time in Philly and. A short amount of time in Philly where it was

probably the. Most.

Most

what?

I don't want to use the word liminal.

Use your words, boy. It

was in a

very.

I miss

it.

was a lot of good that went

that happened out there, a lot of bad that happened out there. But.

It

hurt me a lot when I had to make the decision I had to make after my deployment. Come

down

here.

That

game had a lot of stats. Some of those stats.

Were quite general

and other stats were out of this

world. It's almost like they were making up stats after a point. Like,

for instance, you got your six sacks. Zero

blitzing, right?

then you got things like first ever visor wearing quarterback to win a Super Bowl. Highest career completion percentage in Super Bowl history.

Most bet player to win MVP next season. Total

distance Kendrick Lamar traveled during halftime.

That's all that too. That's hilarious, actually. Big

Dom two times Super Bowl champion.

won a Super Bowl since 1985.

First pair of teammates in NFL history to each have five Russian touchdowns in the postseason. Hurts and Barkley. Oh, there's more. There's a whole lot more.

The endless thread of social media posts.

It's an endless thread of unnecessary stats, bro. First ever quarterback wide receiver duo ever to win a national championship in Super Bowl. And Jalen Hurts and Devontae Smith. Apparently, 21 of the 22 day one starters played in the Super Bowl, according to a sign that was hung up on top of one of the buses during the Super Bowl parade. I saw that.

Yeah, which brings me to, well. Impressive.

And how the hell we got here? How did we, how did I end up in Philadelphia the other day? So yeah, we flew out there Thursday

evening.

Surprised my mom, surprised my little brother. My little brother met little man for the first time, ironically enough.

And next morning, we took the train down to

Trenton and then

SEPTA, which for those who don't know is basically the transportation system serving

Philadelphia. They were

running express trains from Trenton to Philadelphia, which is something that they don't do. So we stopped it all the way down to 33 station. And I got lost.

I got

lost as soon as I got to the station. I was supposed to take

the Broad Street line all the way down to the stadium because

they had a special viewing area for autistic folks

like my child,

which brings me to another reason why I have a lot of admiration for that team because they're the only team in the NFL that I know of that has a foundation dedicated to funding

research and advocacy for autism.

But we couldn't get down there because literally I gave it to say a good 30 minutes

before we arrived, 30

minutes after we arrived, they closed

the one station downtown

that was open on the main line, Walnut and Locust. So me and him were basically stuck. So we try to make the best of it. I had to reestablish my plan.

So I was running around city hall trying to

find a spot that wasn't happening.

Went south,

found a place

selling cupcakes because kid, all he kept saying for 40 minutes walking.

And yeah, we found cupcakes and I also found an Ethiopian coffee shop to warm up and huddle up a little bit. This was a good hour before the

route came down. (yawns) Keep up broad. So

we found a spot by a gas station. Ironically,

not too far from where I used to live. Not too far. I don't remember the Sprouts. I was up the street from the Target on

Broad.

Yeah.

So it's like a block or two up from that. That's where we were

staged. A lot of families.

Like, man, there was so nice. There were sweethearts to the kid, man. They were giving him beads and somebody offered him their chair. And it was beautiful to see the city come around like that. You have people standing on top of dump trucks and fire trucks hanging off the

light poles. They didn't grease the light poles, apparently. People up on the trees, up on balconies, up on buildings. They had guys coming out of the manhole covers. Coming out of manhole covers? What are you talking about? Eagles players were pulling people out the crowd. Ironically enough, one of the terror attack survivors from New Orleans happened to be in a crowd. They pulled him out the crowd and had him throw him on the bus. I thought that was the ball boy. Oh, that's what's squandered the ball boy. They pulled a couple people out the crowd. Hey, Jason Kelsey pulled himself out the crowd. He had Nick Serrani bartending after the parade.

No, because I had coaches like he belonged in the bar. That's his full-time job. It's his off-season job.

He was like, he coaches football only on the weekends. He

like a peewee football coach.

He like a

school football coach. The whole town, it was like the whole town. I say town, even though it's like a big city,

but that big city gives you a town feel.

And that's the thing I love so much about Philly because I love

New York. It's a hustle bustle, all that stuff. But think of New York, but then all the boroughs in like a

big area. And

everybody come and congregates into this small area called Center City and shit. It's beautiful.

When they started speeches

over at the art museum, grab

some food, fast

back to 30th street.

stood in the line that was at least,

at the very least,

at the very least,

a quarter mile long. That line was long as fu-k.

I haven't stood in line and waited

that long for public

transportation in my entire life.

I wouldn't do it.

little man was just not having it. He was pissed the fu-k off. I was like, we're almost on this train, boy. I said, we had enough. Yeah,

he was done. He survived the sensory, but now it was just too cold for him. He was just, oh, he was just so sad. I'm like, oh, oh.

And all these people around him said, your daughter is so cute.

Oh, he's a boy.

Yeah. Made it to the train station, made

it onto a train, and then we got lost again, taking the train back to Jersey. And eventually we got home. We

pooped.

It was definitely an experience that I'll never forget. Never said that.

Only God knows if another opportunity will happen again. I give the Eagles the next

10 years or less to go back to some bull and knock it out again. There's a good

chance that we back next year.

They're not made the playoffs next year. No, everything is a bust about it.

I'm going to be home. All I know is that there's another, if there's another Super Bowl berth, I'll be in Philadelphia for that one too. Regardless

if I'm living out there or not. I'll be at home watching. Yeah.

fact,

five minutes and 13 seconds was the

length of the mayor's parade speech.

The same speech that you're trying to boot her off the stage for speaking. Five

minutes

and 43 seconds. The amount

of time the Eagles spent trailing during the entire playoffs. That's

crazy.

That is fucng insane, bro.

They tried to boot her off stage. Yeah.

Nobody liked her. She spelled things. She spelled Eagles wrong first and foremost. Oh yeah. I heard about that. This

parade was better than G's

parade

last year by a long run. Only

two people got shot instead of

22, 23. Nobody died. Yo,

this team, man, this is like a team like no other, man. You're not going to have characters like this. This is like, this is folklore. They got a lot of character. This is Philadelphia folklore.

enshrined in history. I feel

like that's a slight. You trying to, is that a slight? Yeah, man. I mean, come on now.

Look at my other teams. The Yankees shit the bed in the world series.

The Suns haven't been close

to an NBA finals in like five years.

Suns not winning no time soon.

No time soon, man. They're better off trading that at four. Trading those colors for blue and orange instead of purple and orange.

I went to a Philadelphia Eagles championship parade before a Phoenix Suns championship parade. Why are you surprised? That team looked promising. This team looked promising last season, looked promising the season prior. US

All-Star game.

basketball.

that.

Yeah,

me neither.

You see this post about Paul George's field goals made versus podcast clips uploaded. That

bro.

197 field goals made, 228

podcast clips

uploaded.

That's

trash.

He had a game not too long against the Nets, I think.

minutes, put up two points,

four assists, and six rebounds. He's making 49.2 million.

least you didn't pick being a Sixers fan.

No, I'm not disrespecting myself like that.

You stay away from the basketball team. Yeah, I was an orphan. We were orphans for many years after the Nets left New Jersey. This

is

true.

Well,

yeah. To an

extent.

So I say we wrap it up. Wrap it up

then.

I think

we wrap it up with some

comments.

This

from TikTok.

TikTok comments.

Yeah, we got quite a few. This one comes from, a couple

of them come from

the reel that we did or the clip that we did with me and

Jason Kelsey where Vivence was wearing off and I was just talking on my ass.

Y'all,

the Kelsey brothers.

A lot of interesting responses.

One guy said, "You're reaching. It's so bad the refs will call you for holding." Jason played 13 years as a player in the trim shoes,

having three young kids at the moment, probably wanted to spend time with them then. Back home with this one. One

dude offered me tickets to see the game.

Yeah, nothing

real controversial

this week. Can't get mad at that.

Like a little bit simplicity in life.

Anyway, we

got any

pardon words? Wait, hold on. Tell us what happened to your Taurus. Taurus?

In your flight,

was able to tell something about- Yo, I can tell

the difference from

people from the East Coast to people on the West Coast. People from the East Coast, right? They go to Sky Harbor, take a plane

to New York, right? Orderly, nice,

friendly, respectful, polite,

a little brash, take

a flight from Newark

to Sky Harbor. Different vibe, whole different vibe. These people, oh my God, it took forever to board the flight.

It took forever to put their bags

away.

We were delayed because of weight.

Apparently, people pack a lot of shit. That's what

you got. That's all you got. Free training starts and still have the injuries. All

right,

do

we end this?

You

want to do it? You want me to do it? Yeah, just do it. I guess, how we always done it. Until next time, from the concrete. Sweet taste of victory.

.

Have a good one. Stay war. this

have a good

one stay